everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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