Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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