i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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