I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
