oh god the rape fog is back!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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