this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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