That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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