Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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