Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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