We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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