I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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