It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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