it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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