'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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