I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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