Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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