He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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