Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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