nut hugger
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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