pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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