Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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