so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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