Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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