So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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