just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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