if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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