Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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