thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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