I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
either way he was missing a nipple.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Someone signed my nipple.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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