you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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