found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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