I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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