I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The struggles of a small town man whore
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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