I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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