your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
this just has baby written all over it
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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