No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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