Bisexual people are plain selfish.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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