just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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