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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

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(805): So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair http://tfl.nu/hci6

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my vag is so smooth its legendary

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(949): my vag is so smooth its legendary http://tfl.nu/kijd

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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way

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(267): oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way http://tfl.nu/43of

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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot

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Why?

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Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never

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(314): It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot (502): Why? (314): Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never http://tfl.nu/z3v0

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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.

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(808): Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger. http://tfl.nu/99q6

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

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Please get laid.

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(919): I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot. (1-919): Please get laid. http://tfl.nu/xffk

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(206): View more from Washington

woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

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(206): woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night http://tfl.nu/9u90

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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again

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(226): Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again http://tfl.nu/v9b0

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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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(412): At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that. http://tfl.nu/pr0e

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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"

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(906): You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!" http://tfl.nu/38or

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(989): View more from Michigan

Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with

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(989): Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with http://tfl.nu/ctqs

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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke

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(608): you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke http://tfl.nu/n0vk

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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial

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(201): yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial http://tfl.nu/29ux

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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.

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(847): So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day. http://tfl.nu/zt4q

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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.

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This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.

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(720): Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag. (303): This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two. http://tfl.nu/02n3

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