you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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