Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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