honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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