Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
A bitchslap is in order.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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