I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize