He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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