I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
This is my gift to your gina
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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