in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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