He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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