Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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