so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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