I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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