Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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