Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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