Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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