so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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