Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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