I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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