Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm sobbing to NWA
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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